This Week... Sound as a Plummeting Pound

Commentary

"I've always found it very sanitary to be broke." – Orson Welles

"All holidays can be good times." – John Clayton

"Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur." – Harold MacMillan

Who needs money anyway? Not us, not you, nor me. We are skint forever and that's bloody great. Thanks Boris!

Anyway, this week has flown by hasn't it? Summer madness is in full swing and I've never seen so many flip flop combinations in my life. Flip flops here, flip flops there, flip flops everywhere. Even yer auld da has a pair of flip flops on as he kayaks and grills his meat on the barbeque out back… spicy eh?

Perhaps you've been on holiday? We love a holiday here at Ransom Note. Travel is the best – a cruise, a flight, a train…

Meanwhile in London, who has air conditioning? Can we all come round your house please?

Have you got big plans for the weekend? I intend to stay inside and play with some model buses. Or perhaps take a ride topless through the mountains on an elegant horse. I might even have a go on my bedroom dj setup, those neighbours don't have a clue what's going to hit them on Saturday night. God I love techno…