This Week… Pies, Lies And Danny Dyer… And Pigeons

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." M. Twain

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." M. Hedberg

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow." H. Keller

"Well that was weird. Found a lovely pond/lake not a f**king duck in sight. Maybe they was shy or maybe they was arrogant. Pricks." D. Dyer

"Your name is Sergeant p**sflaps of the Margate c**tsabulary." J. Europe

"Gay fans in Qatar should refrain from sex" S. Blatter

No.

Yes.

"I say Reginald, fancy going for a cycle?"

That looks like… Yep.

Commitment.

Danny fkkin Dyer.

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Well feck…

Dare to dream.

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine." A. D'Angelo

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