This Week… Does life get any better than content?

“The Tory party is at is strongest when it is in tune with the hopes and aspirations of Britain’s hard-working, law-abiding majority, and when it governs through clear Conservative principles.” – Priti Patel

Keep your love locked down, your love locked down. Keep your pub locked down, your pub locked down…. Perhaps Kanye West predicted this all along for it seems that there is no more fitting a song than this. 

“Who else is here because of Covid-19?”

1,000,000,000,000 likes. 

Anyway, how has your week been? I hope it’s been better than Jeremy Corbyn’s. Does anybody else think it’s funny that he’s been suspended just before the furlough scheme ends? Coincidence? I think not. Perhaps Keir Starmer is in fact a villainous mastermind, he does have that sort of heir about him. You know that overly pretentious teacher at school who always aspired to be the head teacher and in order to prove his worth through his weight around indiscriminately? Yeah that’s what he reminds me of… 

Meanwhile we’ve all been keeping firmly to the rule of six. I in fact only have five friends now, the rest of them are dead to me. None of us have Covid and have literally zero risk of ever catching it as we stick religiously to government policy. I wonder what Jesus would have done had he been alive in the time of Covid? Which disciples would have made the cut? 

The US election looms around the corner and the list of stupid people grows as closeted republicans begin to declare their love for the imperial overlord Donald Trump. The latest is Lil Wayne, which is just odd considering that I can think of a milli reasons not to vote for the ginger peanut. Anyway…. 

Oh and as if life wasn’t exciting enough the government have decided that now is the time to remind us that Brexit is still happening. At least it won’t affect my soy sauce purchasing… 

Here’s the internet, have a happy Halloween!