This Week… Baby Yoda, One Direction and Guinness

"Always pass on what you have learned." – Yoda

"Feel the force." – Yoda

"I would still like to go to the moon before I die." – R.E.Grant

Let's be honest, after all this Black Friday mania and with only a week until work becomes truely festive — plus we're still in recovery mode from our 10th birthday — that this particular week is a bit of a wasteman.

But here it is. This week.

Always have preferred BK.

Speaking of BK…

Finally, the BIG REVEAL… There's a new Star Wars film, announced by Withnail!

This cunt's latest single was reviewed. Surprisingly, it wasn't very good.

Broken down excellently by The Guardian's Laura Snapes.

Ahh, well, that's okay then. (it's actually a very tragic story).

See you next week.

Or see you tonight?