Pranking Porn Scammers Can Go On Forever

This week I discovered that porn scammers are insatiable. This somewhat unsurprising revelation was made after I was approached by a Gmail chat user, masquearading as someone from my address book- Heavenly Records to be specific. When it became clear that the chat was actually an attempt to get me to look at over-priced nudey pictures, I decided to see how weird I could take the conversation before the scammer fucked off. After a series of responses that included references to mythical beasts, invented medical conditions, and village sex cults, I had to give up defeated. The scammer had the last word, a horny plea into the abyss. I later had it pointed out to me that it was probably a pre-programmed porn-bot, which means I spent a good half an hour of my time on Earth trying to wind up an android. FML.