Asking For A Friend #4

Those of you living in the UK must have had your head under the sand if you didn't know what special day it was today (or, if you're reading this later, on 7th May…) as the country goes election mad. To mark the occasion, Mitch Davis gives us an Election Special of sorts for this week's Asking For A Friend;

If you get caught smoking crystal meth in the polling booth, does your vote still count? Asking for a friend.

If you really hate the poor, the sick, the disabled, them homosexual types, children from war torn lands, the elderly, education, foxes and badgers, homeless tramps, political correctness, contracted hourly pay, folk from bongo bongo land, open minds, free speech, healthcare and hippies…should you vote UKIP or Tory? Asking for a friend.

How far back do you have to go on someone's Facebook timeline before it's considered a bit creepy? Asking for a friend.

If you vote Green, will you become a hippy? Asking for a friend.

Is cocaine addictive? Asking for a friend.

How far back do you have to go on someone's Facebook timeline before it's considered a bit creepy? Asking for a friend.

If you vote Green, will you become a hippy? Asking for a friend.

If you woke up naked in the wolf enclosure at London Zoo this morning, does that mean you're a werewolf? Asking for a friend.

Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine amongst other things.