Asking For A Friend #84

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Anyone want to buy a set of artisan cutlery?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking to share a large room in Stoke Newington? Nice decor and shit.
Asking for a friend.

How long does Farfalle pasta take to cook?
Asking for a friend.

Does my ex still have feelings for me?
Asking for a friend.

Does this count as part of your five a day?
Asking for a friend.

Do I suit a top knot?
Asking for Donald.

Will these suit a 45 year old bloke wearing denim hot pants? 
Asking for a friend.

Which of these would be best for a Valentine's date? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this a good look for a job interview on a building site today?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need an artisan analogue drummer for making dope beats and shit? 
Asking for a friend.