Asking For A Friend #76

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

What time does Asda open on a Sunday? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this a good look for a job interview at London Zoo this morning? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for love? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy VIP Kate Bush tickets?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got a cheap room to rent? 
Asking for a friend.

Where's this mother fucking party at?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for love with a single mum? 
Asking for a friend.

Is it possible to scan and download sheets of acid? 
Asking for a friend.