Asking For A Friend #72

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Is this a good look for a job interview for assistant editor at The Daily Mail? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this balearic? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need any help bumping people off?
Asking for a friend.

When do these Psilocybin mushrooms wear off?
Asking for a friend.

Will these give a 45 year old chubby funster a touch of style and sex appeal? 
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Why don't I get invited to any parties? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for a cheap labourer?
Asking for a friend.