Asking For A Friend #60

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Anyone want to buy this Wimbledon themed action film on Betamax? 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for love? 

Asking for a friend.

Would you like to join my fromage and love soiree? 

Asking for a friend.

Will I get into Berghain like this? 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for an experienced chef?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a pair of frilly knickers with the 70's artist Bob Ross on?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a small sombrero?

Asking for a friend.