Asking For A Friend #104

Asking For a Friend is back, back, back again, kicking down your front door in the middle of the night and ignoring the terrified screams in order to bring you the very latest in amusing images and captions! Lord knows we need some heartwarming cheer at this time of the year. Just remember that some of these pictures are not for the faint of heart, so makebe sure your pacemaker has a new battery! Scroll down to discover Balearic fashion tips, lost aliens, definitely 100% official Star Wars merchandise, and a very special Christmas roast…..

Anyone want to buy a fully trained pasta snake? (Occasionally bites)
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Anyone need an electrician? Competitive rates.
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Anyone looking for a posh chef?
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What happened last night?
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Can anyone help?
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How do you become telekinetic?
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Is this balearic?
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Anyone need their dog walking?
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Anyone got a contact at Greggs?
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Anyone want to buy a new Space Wars Shewbacca toy?
Asking for a friend.