Spam Corner

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Good, on with the uselessful stuff then:

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I’m writing this with tears in my eyes, I came down here to Wales for a short vacation unfortunately I was mugged at the park of my way to the hotel where I lodge, all cash,credit card and cell were stolen from me but luckily for me i still have my passports with me.

I’ve been to the embassy and the Police here are not helping issues at all and my flight leaves shortly from now but I’m having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel
manager won’t let me leave until I settle the bills,

I’m freaked out at the moment….I need urgent Help.

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Having super-stiff bone-on is easy…
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U.S Treasury Department’s Office of Foreign Assets Control
(OFAC)U.S Treasury Department’s
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20220

ATTN:- Beneficiary

This email is to notify you about the release of your outstanding payment which is truly $15.500.000.00 USD. The New Prime Minister ( UK) scheduled a time frame to settle all foreign debts which includes Contract/Inheritance/ Gambling/ Lottery(Sponsored by Microsoft and National Lottery) and other international loans.News had it that over the past,numerous individual (s) who happen to be impostors (claiming to be individuals, banks and organizations) are claiming to release numerous sums of fund via numerous ways.

With the help of the (OFAC)U.S Treasury Department’s and with the FBI we have noticed that people have being asked to pay outrageous amount of money by these impostors for the transfer of their funds to them. We want you to stop all communication that has to do with these fraudsters who have been requesting unreasonable sums of money from you to release your funds which they do not have access to.

We have received a mandate and instructions from the (OFAC)U.S Treasury Department’s to commence the immediate release of your funds through one of the following payment options stated below depending on your choice:

1. Payment via Automatic Teller Machine (ATM card): This is where you will be sent an Automatic Teller Machine card with Pin also known as ATM card (A Master Card would be issued). Upon receipt of your custom ATM card you will be allowed to withdraw $10,000 per day by default and you are given the option to transfer funds from your ATM card to your bank account.

2. Certified Cashiers Check or Bank Draft: In this case you will be sent a certified bank draft or check signed in your favor which you will deposit in any bank for it to be cleared within 3 to 5 working days at most depending on your bank.

3. Online Banking ( Bank To Bank Transfer) to enable you process this operation, US$195 Dollars is Required for opening for an online banking operation, that will enable you get access to your account Online.

You are advised to select one out of the three options on how you wish to receive your $15.500.000.00 USD, Your Online Banking Access or ATM card or Check/Bank Draft will be shipped via Courier Shipping Company and would get to you within 2 working days at most.

For international shipping as stated by our company We had to sign contract with Courier for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual $220.99 to $130.99 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort.

You are advised to contact the Department’s Officer responsible for the shipping of your Check or ATM card with the following information for shipping of your payment Check or ATM card.

Department’s Officer: George L Taylor
Tel- 1 940 560 5966
Email- eml_georgetaylor@hotmail.com or email_gt1@rediffmail.com

And provide him with the following information:

Your full Name…………….
Your Address:…………….
Occupation:…………….
Home/Cell Phone:……………..
Age…………………..

The Department’s Officer George L Taylor will provide you with instructions on how you are to make payment of the $130.99 only for the shipping of your ATM card or Cashiers Check.

You are to adhere strictly to the instructions above for more information contact the Department’s Officer.

Remember that you are not paying any fees extra no matter what. Once again note that the actual Courier Retail Price: $220.99 Your Price (Because of our contract signed): is now $130.99 ( $90.00 Savings!).

Thanks,
Cecelia M Lum

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My luck’s in:

Microsoft Corporation Sweepstakes Promotion,
Customer Service.
Your Winning Batch No: POK/LTY/2311
Your Winning Reference No: GFMS/604/3081

OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION.

We are pleased to inform you of the release of the long awaited results of Sweepstakes promotion organized by Microsoft Corporations, in conjunction with the FOUNDATION FOR THE PROMOTION OF SOFTWARE products, (F.P.S.) held this April 2011, in Madrid Spain. Where in your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of 350,000.00 euro (Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros Only) and a Toshiba laptop. To begin your claim, do file for the release of your winning by contacting our Foreign Transfer Manager:

Mr. Steven Magua
Tel:0034-634- 020-681
Fax:0034-917-693-087
Email: award_info@microsftonline.es

The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by former CEO/Chairman, Bill Gates and a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies. The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

Congratulations!!

Sincerely,

Mrs. Anita R?diger ,
Promotions Manager.
(Group Co-ordinator)

Microsoft Corporation Sweepstakes Promotion,
Customer Service.
Your Winning Batch No: POK/LTY/2311
Your Winning Reference No: GFMS/604/3081

OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION.

We are pleased to inform you of the release of the long awaited results of Sweepstakes promotion organized by Microsoft Corporations, in conjunction with the FOUNDATION FOR THE PROMOTION OF SOFTWARE products, (F.P.S.) held this April 2011, in Madrid Spain. Where in your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of 350,000.00 euro (Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros Only) and a Toshiba laptop. To begin your claim, do file for the release of your winning by contacting our Foreign Transfer Manager:

Mr. Steven Magua
Tel:0034-634- 020-681
Fax:0034-917-693-087
Email: award_info@microsftonline.es

The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by former CEO/Chairman, Bill Gates and a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies. The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

Congratulations!!

Sincerely,

Mrs. Anita R?diger ,
Promotions Manager.
(Group Co-ordinator)

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You must appreciate that we are constrained from providing you with more
detailed information at this point. PLEASE RESPOND BACK TO MY PRIVATE AND
DIRECT EMAIL ADDRESS;(oneononecompany@aol.co.uk ) as soon as possible to
afford us the opportunity to close this investigation.

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LEVEL 10 WISMA DION,
16 JALAN SULTAN ISMAIL,
BOX. 50250 KUALA LUMPUR
MALAYSIA.
{URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL}
{RE: TRANSFER OF ($ 26,000.000.00 USD}
{TWENTY SIX MILLION DOLLARS}
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS LETTER IS NOT A HOAX MAIL AND I URGE YOU TO
TREAT IT
SERIOUS. WE WANT TO TRANSFER TO OVERSEAS ACCOUNT ($26,000.000.00 USD)
TWENTY SIX
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) FROM BANK NEGARA IN KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA.
I WANT TO ASK YOU, IF YOU ARE CAPABLE TO PARTNERSHIP WITH ME OR QUIETLY
LOOK FOR A
RELIABLE AND HONEST PERSON WHO WILL BE CAPABLE AND FIT TO PROVIDE EITHER
AN EXISTING
BANK ACCOUNT OR TO SET UP A NEW BANK A/C IMMEDIATELY TO RECEIVE THIS
MONEY, EVEN AN
EMPTY A/C CAN SERVE TO RECEIVE THIS MONEY, AS LONG AS YOU WILL REMAIN
HONEST TO ME
TILL THE END FOR THIS IMPORTANT BUSINESS TRUSTING IN YOU AND BELIEVING IN
GOD THAT
YOU WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN EITHER NOW OR IN THE FUTURE.
I AM AHMAD NASIRU PRESENTLY PROMOTED TO AUDITOR GENERAL IN ONE OF THE
BANKS HERE IN
KUALA LUMPUR. DURING THE COURSE OF OUR AUDITING, I DISCOVERED A FLOATING
FUND IN AN
ACCOUNT OPENED IN THE BANK IN 2000 AND SINCE 2004 NOBODY HAS OPERATED ON THIS
ACCOUNT AGAIN, AFTER GOING THROUGH SOME OLD FILES IN THE RECORDS I
DISCOVERED THAT
THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT DIED WITHOUT A [HEIR/WILL] HENCE THE MONEY IS
FLOATING AND
IF I DO NOT REMIT THIS MONEY OUT URGENTLY IT WILL BE CONFISCATED AND DECLARED
SERVICEABLE BY THE BANK.

THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS A POLISH AND A TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL AND A
RESIDENT
OF POLAND, Mr. ANDRZEJ PEZEWOZNIK, WHO UNFORTUNATELY LOST HIS LIFE IN THE
PLANE
CRASH, VISIT THE WEBSITE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8612825.stm NO OTHER PERSON KNOWS ABOUT
THIS
ACCOUNT OR ANYTHING CONCERNING IT, THE ACCOUNT HAS NO OTHER BENEFICIARY
AND MY
INVESTIGATION PROVED TO ME AS WELL THAT THE ACCOUNT IS A SECRET
ACCOUNT.THE TOTAL
AMOUNT INVOLVED IS TWENTY SIX MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY
[$26,000.000.00]
AND WE WISH TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO A SAFE FOREIGNERS ACCOUNT ABROAD.
BUT I
DON’T KNOW ANY FOREIGNER; I AM ONLY CONTACTING YOU AS A FOREIGNER BECAUSE
THIS MONEY
CANNOT BE APPROVED TO A LOCAL PERSON HERE, BUT TO A FOREIGNER WHO HAS
INFORMATION
ABOUT THE ACCOUNT, WHICH I SHALL GIVE TO YOU UPON YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE.

I AM REVEALING THIS TO YOU WITH BELIEVE IN GOD THAT YOU WILL NEVER LET ME
DOWN IN
THIS BUSINESS, YOU ARE THE FIRST AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT I AM CONTACTING
FOR THIS
BUSINESS, SO PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY SO THAT I WILL INFORM YOU THE NEXT STEP
TO TAKE
URGENTLY. I NEED YOUR STRONG ASSURANCE THAT YOU WILL NEVER LET US DOWN, ME
AND A KEY
BANK OFFICIAL WHO IS DEEPLY INVOLVED WITH ME IN THIS BUSINESS.

I GUARANTEE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER LEGITIMATE
ARRANGEMENT
THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW THE BANK OFFICIAL WILL
DESTROY ALL
DOCUMENTS OF THE TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MONEY LEAVING NO
TRACE TO
ANY PLACE.

I WILL USE MY POSITION AND INFLUENCE TO OBTAIN ALL LEGAL APPROVALS FOR ONWARD
TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITH APPROPRIATE CLEARANCE FROM THE
RELEVANT
MINISTRIES AND FOREIGN EXCHANGE DEPARTMENTS. AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS
BUSINESS, YOU
WILL BE GIVEN 35% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT, 60% WILL BE FOR ME WHILE THE
REMAINING 5%
WILL BE FOR THE EXPENSES.
REPLY VIA MY ALTERNATIVE PRIVATE EMAIL BOX ahmadnasiru117@gmail.com for
security
reasons
I LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS,
AHMAD NASIRU