This Week... I Will Go Down With This Ship

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"Pay for our tour managers…" – £10,000 ++++ Earning DJ

"I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged." – Stephen Hawking

"Happiness seems to be loneliness" – Tomcraft

Blimey, time goes slow right? Who'd of thought we'd be two months into this sh*t? Anyway, bet you are probably all sick to death of talking about the 'C' word, so I won't…

Instead I'm going to dedicate this article to the very special, spectacularly named child of Elon Musk and Grimes. Now, given the circumstances of these two as individuals and that the pregnancy announcement was made via what looked like a film poster for the latest sci-fi blockbuster, we all knew that there was going to be some tomfoolery and sh*thousery afoot when it came to baby names.

There was…

Everybody, this is our beautiful baby, X Æ A-12.

Yes, you read that right. That's its name, or should I say less of a name and more like somthing you'd read in the ingredients list on the back of a pharmaceutical packet.

Now don't get me wrong, it's wonderful that we live in such a world of free spirits and liberal ideas. People should be able to be who they want to be and free to do as they please. At some point someone surely has to have had a whisper in their ear and questioned whether it's really sound to name your child after the latest Panasonic Flat Screen TV.

Anyway, that's not been my only gripe this week. Oh no, it certainly has not…

What about the f**kin' tour managers yeah? How are they surviving out there at the moment?

Well this lot of tight, arrogant dj's think that you, the general public, should be donating to them. What do you think? There are so many levels of wrong to this that it doesn't even begin to unearth the vast level of misconception and miscalculation behind this ridiculous campaign. All I'm saying is that if you are being £10,000 + per gig to press some buttons on a CDJ for a living and then you have the audacity not to share some of that with the manager who looks after you throughout the ups and downs of the proceeding….

Well then, you are an A grade 'C' word. I'm not talking about coronavirus…