Asking For A Friend #115

There's always that one bloke in the pub who does his thinking out loud. That guy who doesn't hesitate before immediately throwing out the questions which pop into his head. He has little to no filter and asks the things hat we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend…

Anyone looking for a room to rent in a lovely cottage in the woods? 
Asking for a friend.

How do you get this expensive DX56 drone to work?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want guest list for this? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this Balearic?
Asking for a friend.

What's the best way to get rid of a large hungry caterpillar?
Asking for a friend.

Is parsley one of your five a day?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for a room to rent? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this a suitable photo to attach to a CV?
Asking for a friend.

Is this a safe outfit to wear whilst setting off fireworks?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy this artisan recorder? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy some artisan Halloween treats?
Asking for a friend.