Asking For A Friend #89

Some say knowledge is power, whilst others believe knowing to be a hinderance to a positive outlook upon life. Who cares eh?

Anyway, here is our bloke who likes to ask lots of questions, whether that means he is powerful not is a story for another day, maybe he is, maybe not. He asks what we all want to know and gets right down to it. 

This is asking for for a friend….

 What's the best way to Tippex a tattoo?
Asking for a friend.

Do all Scottish people start out as a Scotch Egg?
Asking for a friend.

Was JFK murdered because of Sasquatch disclosure? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone sort us list for this?
Asking for a friend.

Is this artisanal?
Asking for a friend.

Can someone fucking help me here please? 
Asking for a coward.

Is this balearic?
Asking for a friend.

Wanna feel the rhythm and dance?
Asking for DJ Dany C.

Is this balearic?
Asking for a friend.

Does it look like me or what?
Asking for Ronaldo.