Asking For A Friend #87

Got a deep, dark, brooding question? Got a challenged mind? Solve it here. 

Yeah that's or man. Our man with the questions and very few answers. The proof is in the pudding. 

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

What's the law on keeping pets in a flat?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got contact details for these?
Asking for a friend.

When is it International Imaginary Ladies Day?
Asking for a friend.

How much acid do you need to drink to enable you to fly?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a load of 2nd hand MP3s?
Asking for a friend.

Is there a magic spell to become a werewolf that actually works?
Asking for a friend.

Are sesame seeds vegan?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to hear me play? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this balearic? 
Asking for a friend.