Asking For A Friend #75

We all like to think out loud right? That's why people like Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are so great yeah? They say the first thing which comes to mind, honest politics eh? If only….

Anyway, here is a man who also likes to think out loud, however, he has developed a policy of shunting the blame on to his pals. We all know the one. He asks daft questions then tries to justify it? If this is you then the series of images and questions below will quite possibly make your day. Everyone else, well, it's probably best to leave round about now…

Anyone need a taxi?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone recommend a good barber in Bluff Creek?
Asking for a friend.

Where's a good place to get free Monday breakfast cocaine in South London? 
Asking for a friend.

Will I get into Berghain looking like this? 
Asking for a friend.

Any decent parties on tonight?
Asking for a friend.