Asking For A Friend #56

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Anyone want to buy press passes for Glastonbury? Only £1000 each.

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If I get my hair done like this Michelin starred chef, will my Vol au Vents be trendier?

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Are hippos dangerous?

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Would this look good on a 45 year old chubby funster?

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Is this a good look for a job interview at Hamley's?

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Do you like my big arms and new headphones? 

Asking for Kissy Sell Out.

Is this trendy enough to stalk people in?

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Anyone want to buy a limited edition Rolex X Disney watch?

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Is this Balearic or tropical house?

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Anyone looking for an ABBA tribute group? Available for weddings and funerals.

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Anyone know where you can get some Mickey Mouse pills from?

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Why isn't Gary Linekar playing? 

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Why isn't Peter Shilton in goal?

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Anyone want to buy a pair of original Euro 96 Nike football boots?

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